- Go to bed at 10.
- Wake up early (sometimes before 7!).
- Exercise.
- Subscribe to The New York Review of Books.
- Appreciate white wine.
- Eat meals at regular times.
- Wash dishes immediately after using them.
- Make the bed every morning.
- Monitor my coffee intake.
- Have seen every episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
- Have seen many episodes of other incarnations of The Real Housewives franchise.
- Overuse the word “perhaps.”
- Own more than one pair of shoes.
- Google myself.
- Spend a substantial amount of my time grading papers.
- Drink Diet Coke knowingly (only sometimes).
- Have a Gerry Rafferty album on my iPod.
- Live in the midwest.
- Suffer back pain/heartburn.
- Envy rich people.
